There's something You Should Know

Before you read my blog I feel there's something about me I need to warn you about.
It's might come as a bit of a shock to some of you but I think you all should know.
Okay.
I'm ready.


Here it is: 
I've got two legs from my hips to the ground ,
And when I move them they walk around ,
And when I lift them they climb the stairs ,
And when I shave them they ain't got hairs. 

PHEW! Thank God I've finally got that off my chest!

Thanks for listening to Rach :)